Friday, May 29, 2009

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"

Jianfu-

i♥STAGE`* 11:27 AM

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Friday, May 22, 2009

fuck up results.
goner if this continue =(
take it as a lesson and start soulsearching what we done this half year.
hahas.bye guys.
jianfu.

i♥STAGE`* 3:49 PM

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最近比较烦!烦!烦!:@



ALOT THINGS TO 烦! hais .why is life lidat .sibei sibei the 烦!What thing oso can 烦! What thing oso need to 烦! Wish can dun 烦 and continue my life >.< Ytd about 2am went drinking with vivian n cl n jf.vodka no kik la =p VIVIAN! lets drink again sometimes . cos veryveryvery烦!!!
Results sucks lyk shit .maybe listening to the two vids i post will help to decieve yourself if ur resultssucks too .
Mingxun.

i♥STAGE`* 3:07 PM

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Results totally sucks .I think for all 3 of us .hahas update my results at nightT.T

i♥STAGE`* 2:48 PM

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make you nosebleed ah;p
hahas.no more exam le^^
life seems to be without a goal.
still i have friends which really cheers up my day and really treat me well.
no matter what,
going out with frens is bonding.
theres no nid for reasons to meet up and slack.
even if we do nothing its still very fun ! =)

Bartender: Hey ladies, whats up? Got lucky?
1st Blonde: We completed a jigsaw puzzle in 30 minutes
Bartender(Confused) : Yeah, so?
2nd Blonde: On the box it wrote 5-10years


jianfu ღ

i♥STAGE`* 8:50 AM

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Another Vid ...mingxun.

i♥STAGE`* 7:57 PM

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i♥STAGE`* 4:54 AM

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

SOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!SUNMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
who would say they arent cute >:(
hehehehehehehhe!
now its 3.45am ( appro)
and im rushing my art prep work for tmr exam...
sucks.should have prepared long ago :*(
nevermind.time for jokes anyway.

One day the Russian started a quest to dig the earth and see what they have.... they dig until 100m and found some copper wire.... and make a statement "Our ppl has been using telephone for communication since 200 yrs ago" When the American see this.. they start digging too... around it went deep until 500m... and found some fiber optic look a like and claim that "Our people has been using fiber optic for communication for 500yrs ago" Looking at both claims... the Malaysian started to dig too.... 100m... 500m.... and 800m... they found NOTHING ! You know what they claim? "We are already using wireless communication 1000yrs ago" jianfu=)

i♥STAGE`* 12:29 PM

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

PATHETIC!



Hais , last paper a few saddening things happened T.T FIRSTLY - my 3 years bestfriend n classmate! DERRICKTANSHUNMENG,injured again ~ This time it is pretty serious ,happen to witness this scene when i came back frm ***** which brings me to the next point ! the good teacher which last time give jianfu a nice haircut CAME to me this time ! WOW .i am awfully handsome now ! hahas.i think you all would not regconise me when you see me ,hahas back to derrick .when we went back we saw an ambulance n derrick was sitting on the floor with people around him .putting him on a strecher.What happened was when he is playing basketball , he fell and landed on his arm n the bone of his leg came out of place poking out of his skin obviously .saw mrs toh too ,it was a scary~~ sight hahhas.junhong was damn disgusted .by now his surgey should be completed ! Hope He Is Alright.When to visit him with jf , jh ,pz ,gab .He was smiling*obviously gek one * hahaaas.but lets hope he is ok and can recover soon .he will be discharged by tmr morning if everything goes smoothly.please message him to show ur concern :D Thankyou.



Mingxun.

i♥STAGE`* 11:05 PM

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WONDERGIRLS :D
woohooooo!
tomorrow freeman le.
nth much to post. just wana share a few jokes.
don flame me for the jokes. i didnt think
of them and if its not funny then fuck off thanks.


*There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.

The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?”

With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

“Wait, ladies,” cried the professor, “the boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

*During a dinner,there were british,american,and singaporeans.


The british farted and he said pardon me.

The american farted and he said excuse me.

The singapore farted, and he said, Not me!


* How to make 5pounds of fat look good?
put a nipple on it

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tag me for more jokes =)
-Jianfu=)

i♥STAGE`* 8:04 PM

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WONDER GIRLS!
cutest girls on earth =)
hahas.realised that this half year passed fast.
not much problems probing up.
soon our chalets reaching! =D=D
date for the chalets is 9,10,11,12
4days3night =)
please contact us. everyone is going.
anyone thats going tag for me and will be acknowledge that you going!
so plsss tag for me =P

i♥STAGE`* 3:16 AM

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Monday, May 18, 2009

Photo by Junhong
我想要学会自我催眠.

Erm duno how long ago we at bus 198 do many many stunt while coming back from queen's from england.Then following days we keep on toning .doing stunts .sian dao~~~ all the junhong idea . sibei gao guai. but nvm i like ! hahas. Exams all sucks .kns chem bio maths cfm fail if pass one who tag once get $1 from me unlimited times. :D PROMISE . has.when pm slack bought eyedrop .erm still got ....oh thn we 3 ride bicycles early in the morning or late at night .about 2am start cycling from junhong house to imm thn to toh guan bangalah's domitary, thn ride back till 5am . thn junhong the piggy went back early .thn poor me n jianfu have to wait till first bus which is 5.45am .sibei sian .RECESSION .CHEERUP GIRL! :) learning my piano.erm thn maths sucks thn still got lihao n marcus bei jio meng .ha shall not elaborate.OH YAAAA saw the FHM GIRLS when going to lib .OMG celestina was there !! alot meinv woots damn alot ppl thr watching thn accidentally saw lihao n marcus below using tico eyes seeing the girls frm beside the stage .ARENA ! cb furious bodoh knn .oso shall not elaborate . and watched a funny show recommended by peizhao the lame lame show very funnnnny .hahs that guy in the show look lyk ur ROBERT.oso shall not elaborate on who he is .who noe pls dun spread too .it is a world wide secret . (^(oo)^)(^(oo)^)(^(oo)^) I shall use proper english from now on with STRUCTURE.the junhong keep on reprimanding me on my english ! Photos are uploaded by JUNHONG.The post is by me . long leh .haha .



Mingxun.

i♥STAGE`* 4:43 PM

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Friday, May 15, 2009

LOOK AT THE TAGBOARD! 15 May 09, 21:35 HEHE WOOTs =p



Mingxun.

i♥STAGE`* 6:38 AM

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Jianfu did this to the chair !~ hahas .ytd we bus-ed to farest ,thn he seat beside me thn our knee on the chair infront ma .thn suddenly *PHACK!* hahas thn broke .damn hilarious.LOL .He bought his Stage the hp strap , i didnt like the design so i decide to wait for the next one .hahas today went out ...-.- actually wan study bring all my notes liao .ANDAND i went for LASIK liao .hahas. and wanna show sth.


Haaaaaaaanisah says:
okay lah
Haaaaaaaanisah says:
ming xun very good
Haaaaaaaanisah says:
very nice
Haaaaaaaanisah says:
not mean
Haaaaaaaanisah says:
(:

Mingxun.

i♥STAGE`* 10:42 PM

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eh today the tonight, went fareast with mx and jf, mine dog brothers :D

i♥STAGE`* 10:22 AM

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Sunday, May 10, 2009

当我们同在一起.

Saturday is a very very fun and exciting day ! hahas , but still worried for certain things >.<.in the morning the two siaoeh come knocking at my window again as i was fast aslp ,every saturday morning was disturbed by them.hahas but nvm ,who call us is brothers ; Went IMM eat ,play ,thn go home .after that about 3.45am go eat mac with thm .when back at 4 plus 5 am,jf slp awhile i wake him up call him take first bus home liao hahas,SUNDAY is another boring day ,woke up at 4pm thn go find mother help celerbrate jiu go home liao .MONDAY STUDYING!(with SZETING)~ hahas tagtagtag!~*copies jf* =p

Mingxun.

i♥STAGE`* 10:39 PM

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Saturday, May 9, 2009

dam bored=(
very little tag leh =p
hahas.midyear left 3 more papers only.
fucking happyyyy=)
and pls tag tag tag
=)

jianfu

i♥STAGE`* 7:41 PM

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sian, just finised playing the piano, damn bored so decided to blog, the 2 pigs mr ho jian fu and mr lee ming xun decided to have sex in their dreams so they went to sleep early like dog like that.actually say hao morning 6 o'clock come my house i cook breakfast,sunny side up for them, but they bombed me. nevermind i cook myself, eat myself :D Today was a fun day :D went swimming with jf.pz.mx, and gab that dog. actually say hao go swimming dress code is underwear de, but that dog mr gabby did not follow.nevermind after that.... shall not elaborate, nights :D
3-2-1:D huat ah :D
To:szeting, please don't snatch my ming xun. he have been pangsehing me because of you :(thanks :D(jkjk)

junhong:D

i♥STAGE`* 1:26 AM

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Friday, May 8, 2009

Sexy right?
Got money, i love you, no money, kanninabu i fuck you :D
jk :D
this picture was taken when i did mine cme project as i have to act as ming xun girlfriend :D

junhong

i♥STAGE`* 11:23 PM

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Brothers=)


Exams were hard .hahas .after sku go home slack when swimming afterwards with gab jf jh n pz .hahas alot of thing are closed in the swimming pool.but we still have fun ~ 3~2~1! hahas dun should i say it out .should ask junhong first.hahas .funny things happened.When to arena after that ,pool! Deprove till lyk shit ! bcos of the bapok jianfu always dunwant go .hahas! mayb later 3am lidat going slack =pbut quite tired =pshould reconsider.hahass ohhhyaaa ~ ahhhting rmb our date on sunday =D


Mingxun.

i♥STAGE`* 11:09 PM

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Thursday, May 7, 2009

everyone deserve to smile=)

finally geog and ss paper were done.
still left
tuesday, math and eng
thursday comb sci.
tuesday art =(
anyway.yesterday went to mac to study with mingxun's friends.
quite an awkward place for studying.
so fooled till night and went home.
but at least we photocopyed some notes from his friends.
and notice i still have fringe!!!
hahas.whats more a slope can be really cooling for the day.
so thanks r that dog for giving me such nice haircut.
anyway i spent quite alot money for this month already =(
nid to save a bit=p
and jessica lets slack when we have time kay!
going swimming now! bye =)

jianfu

i♥STAGE`* 10:24 PM

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Hahas just come back from LONG stay at Mac with szeting,zhiyin n jianfu.very weird to study there ! lols and no mood .szeting oso damn gangster one , go mac study enuff paiseh alr still music on loud loud lyk her house .hahas gangster~ had fun finding our phones .hahas. gonna study lyk mad cow alr , haven touch on anything yet >.<


Mingxun.

i♥STAGE`* 9:13 PM

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they say my slope is 20degree~knn
we had done a cme project which we are very proud of! Jianfu,Mingxun,Junhong,Derrick,Jesssica * roll eye * hahas. later will be heading to the lib to study. reminisce me of the past when we 3 idiots go to lib together to "study" jessica, mingxun, myself. but thats the past=)


jianfu

i♥STAGE`* 2:37 PM

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Jianfu scare the shit out of me . it is 12.22 am .i didnt notice .he told me ,"eh mingxun tmr exams liao u not scared?" i imediately look at my computer's date . ITS THURSDAY! tmr is friday .cos i didnt study . i was in the state of shock , i was thinking die liao die liao,my heart beat damn fast . -.- thn in the end is 12 plus over one day liao .then he lame tell me .LOLS~


Mingxun.

i♥STAGE`* 2:26 AM

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

I really miss my hair=(
hahas long time for it to grow back.
the color and lenght.
days in school were fast.
mid year arriving in just another day.
or could say it already started.
just not really prepared.
night guys. 3e1 people please enjoy our clip tmr =P.

i♥STAGE`* 10:01 PM

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eh mx don't kaopei kaobu hor :D:D
hhahas the whole project i eat the most chicken(吃quay),
hahas, tomorow shall post a sexy photo of me :P^^

junhong.

i♥STAGE`* 7:45 PM

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Hahas...

Requested by Sharlene Lee~ hahas .call me post wad pic .=p erm today i bought my spray! WOOTS ,hahas n did the stupid project which i think i will have nightmares tonight,DISGUSTING!=x hahas Junhong dun be sad :D


Mingxun.

i♥STAGE`* 7:32 PM

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Thankyou SZETING for helping with the music thing , helping me do survey on the hairspray . hahas , AND Hanisah is my new friend .=p







Mingxun.

i♥STAGE`* 5:48 PM

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the good thing about a slope =)
okay today mr.r drove me and gab to the barber for and he gave us a new look
which i personally like a lot.
so here i wanna thank this wonderful teacher.
you bloody mother fucker=)

jianfu

i♥STAGE`* 5:27 AM

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