Tuesday, May 19, 2009
WONDERGIRLS :D
woohooooo!
tomorrow freeman le.
nth much to post. just wana share a few jokes.
don flame me for the jokes. i didnt think
of them and if its not funny then fuck off thanks.
*There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” cried the professor, “the boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
*During a dinner,there were british,american,and singaporeans.
The british farted and he said pardon me.
The american farted and he said excuse me.
The singapore farted, and he said, Not me!
* How to make 5pounds of fat look good?
put a nipple on it
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-Jianfu=)
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